(MR. FUCK and MR. SHIT are walking down the street.)
MR. FUCKMr. Shit?
MR. SHITYes, Mr. Fuck?
MR. FUCKI should like to buy a bottle of camel cum.
MR. SHITWhy should you like to buy a bottle of camel cum?
MR. FUCKBecause, my dear Shit, I am making a pie.
MR. SHITThen let's enter this fine establishment.
(MR. SHIT points at a window that reads "Cornelius Assexplosion's House of Camel Cum." They enter the store. CORNELIUS stands behind a counter.)
CORNELIUSGreetings! Welcome to The House of Camel Cum. I am Cornelius Assexplosion.
MR. FUCKGreetings to you. I am Fuck. This is my associate, Shit.
CORNELIUSHow may I help you?
MR. FUCKI require a bottle of camel cum.
CORNELIUSWhat size, sir?
MR. FUCKI did not know that there were different sizes. What do you recommend?
CORNELIUSThat depends upon your purpose.
MR. FUCKI am making a pie.
CORNELIUSFor how many persons?
MR. FUCKJust my mother and I.
CORNELIUSThen I recommend the small bottle of camel cum.
MR. FUCKThen one small bottle of camel cum I shall buy.
CORNELIUSThat will be 25 cents, please.
MR. FUCKHere you are, my good man. One shiny quarter.
CORNELIUSAnd here is your small bottle of camel cum.
MR. FUCKThank you. Have a good day.
CORNELIUSAnd a good day to you, sir.
(MR. FUCK exits. A minute passes.)
CORNELIUS(to MR. SHIT) May I help you?
MR. SHITI should like to show you my willy.
CORNELIUSThank you, sir.