Showing posts with label Stallone Ended The Cold War. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stallone Ended The Cold War. Show all posts
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
This Man Could Kick Chuck Norris' Ass
A little something to get you ready for our show.
FACT: In his movies he has beaten up or killed the likes of Mr. T, Dolph Lundgren, Wesley Snipes and John Lithgow. John Lithgow!
FACT: You can easily immitate his voice by talking like you are a zombie and staring vacantly at nothing.
FACT: More than just an action hero, Stallone has held his own against such great comic talents as Rob Schneider, Estelle Getty and Dolly Parton's boobs.
FACT: Single-handedly ended the cold war with the pure force of the ending of Rocky IV. "If you can change, and I can change, we can all change!"
FACT: Hands down the greatest actor of his generation!
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