"Lard Clays Fight" - Parody of "Hard Day's Night" by The Beatles

Sits dinner lard clays fight,
Can dive win lurking bike a frog,
Sits dinner lard clays fight,
Rice could fee jerking trike a bog.

Cut lend my pet dome frou-frou,
Kite wind the rings cat coo-coo,
Till cake tree peel low tray.

Enzyme Rome, everything deems Loud pee white,
Enzyme Rome, wheeling two scolding free plight, plight, bleah!

"Lip!", part 2

On February 27, 2009, I revealed the original nonsenical lyrics to the Beatles' "Help!" (much the same way that Paul McCartney's original lyrics to "Yesterday" were titled "Scrambled Eggs"). With the release of Beatles Rockband, several rare recordings have been unearthed. I am happy to say that a rare gem of a recording with the original lyrics has at last been released.

All of this is a lie, of course, but I wanted to make up backstory for this song parody.

TV Time!

I'm leaving today for a 4-day conference in Sioux Falls, SD. I have no idea what there is to do in Sioux Falls, so I will probably spend my evenings watching TV. In honor of all the video I'm going to be watching, enjoy this short video from Liam Lynch.

Make Someone Else's World Your Own

ROBOWRITER'S ASSIGNMENT - This is a genre exercise. Sort of a sideways parody. Take an existing franchise in any medium – Pirates of the Caribbean, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Star Trek, Lost, The Dark Tower, etc – and write a scene that takes place in that world, but does not involve any of their main characters. The characters used should be either peripheral or completely created by you. For example, write a scene featuring janitors on the USS Enterprise or some of those nameless faces of Lost. The challenge is to use that world without calling it out specifically or depending on the audience’s familiarity with said world. The key is to tend to the scenework and not make it into a nudge-nudge-wink-wink reference-palooza.