"Lard Clays Fight" - Parody of "Hard Day's Night" by The Beatles

Sits dinner lard clays fight,
Can dive win lurking bike a frog,
Sits dinner lard clays fight,
Rice could fee jerking trike a bog.

Cut lend my pet dome frou-frou,
Kite wind the rings cat coo-coo,
Till cake tree peel low tray.

Enzyme Rome, everything deems Loud pee white,
Enzyme Rome, wheeling two scolding free plight, plight, bleah!

Lip! (sung to the tune of "Help" by The Beatles)

Lip! Down needle sparrow,
Lip! Pancake wheelbarrow,
Lip! Blue Charlie mink disease, Lip!

Eye Cairo pamper, little pamper babble squat,
Chin Philly dancer laughing lip parade meat pot,
Pear kudos pine chew kill burlap Emo buzzard pie,
Lukewarm grit together pit temp Euclid enter cry.

Lip chi column fruit or nano yawn,
Flaw toe parsley solemn imp Bermuda dawn,
Lip ant cuter tusk make ample lawn,
Centaur clay clay lip night.

Newt can trove necktie frog lock amperes travel dart,
Chicago dazzle landline rhinestone question fart,
Dime holder Zach inset bar bun ban equinox,
Hut mane per hut kiss quibble nut or window spangled lox.

Lip chi column fruit or nano yawn,
Flaw toe parsley solemn imp Bermuda dawn,
Lip ant cuter tusk make ample lawn,
Centaur clay clay lip night.

Eye Cairo pamper, little pamper babble squat,
Chin Philly dancer laughing lip parade meat pot,
Pear kudos pine chew kill burlap Emo buzzard pie,
Lukewarm grit together pit temp Euclid enter cry.

Lip chi column fruit or nano yawn,
Flaw toe eater solemn imp Bermuda dawn,
Lip ant cuter tusk make ample lawn,
Centaur clay clay lip night, lip night, lip night, ooh!