"Lard Clays Fight" - Parody of "Hard Day's Night" by The Beatles

Sits dinner lard clays fight,
Can dive win lurking bike a frog,
Sits dinner lard clays fight,
Rice could fee jerking trike a bog.

Cut lend my pet dome frou-frou,
Kite wind the rings cat coo-coo,
Till cake tree peel low tray.

Enzyme Rome, everything deems Loud pee white,
Enzyme Rome, wheeling two scolding free plight, plight, bleah!

"Lip!", part 2

On February 27, 2009, I revealed the original nonsenical lyrics to the Beatles' "Help!" (much the same way that Paul McCartney's original lyrics to "Yesterday" were titled "Scrambled Eggs"). With the release of Beatles Rockband, several rare recordings have been unearthed. I am happy to say that a rare gem of a recording with the original lyrics has at last been released.

All of this is a lie, of course, but I wanted to make up backstory for this song parody.