Muffin Tops

Did you know that "Muffin Top" was recently added to the Oxford English Dictionary? Well, it was.

"2. a protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers."

And while it may have taken Oxford University until 2011 to appreciate the phenomenon, our friends at Creepy Hug have been celebrating Muffin Tops for years. This video is from Chicago Sketchfest 2009, and it also reveals Creepy Hug took notice of Charlie Sheen long before his recent press. They were about 25 years late on Rainbow Bright, however. Enjoy.

Happy Pulaski Day!

Our friends at *Creepy Hug, and the Peanuts gang, help explain what this holiday is all about.

Another Video for My Mom

They have no idea why they must do all this, but they know there are treats in it for them. Dogs with a purpose in mind.

Dramatic Chipmunk

I have spent hours writing scenes that don't get nearly the laughs that this chipmunk is able to induce in only 5 seconds.

Morning News

Here is my overview of the morning news today:

This person is dead.

These people are dead.

This person killed that person after the first person killed someone else.

Body missing.

Person Dead.

Weather.

Person Dead

Internet clips.

Another person dead.

Internet clips.

Sports.

Weather.

More bodies found.

Repeat.