David Facchini - Renaissance (Faire) Man

David Facchini is a fascinating guy. I know David as the director of all 9 of Creepy Hug's sketch revues (plus 3 Sketchfests--or maybe just two--I can't remember.) But he's also a home-makeoverer. He's auditioning for a reality show on HGTV. He wants to be to the All-American Handyman Competition what Collier Strong is to the Loreal Paris make-up room on Project Runway. And I for one would let him style up my home any day.

Creepy Hug rehearses regularly in David's condo, the very one featured in this video, and he blends functionality with aesthetics so well that I didn't realize many of these things I've seen for years had function. I just thought they were to make his studio space look even cooler than it is. His whole space is basically one big room that he's sectioned off into about 5 or 6 spaces (plus bathroom and walk-in closet) in innovative ways.

If you aren't funny or cute enough to be invited to David's place, check out what you're missing in his audition video below!

Shaun White Olympics 2010 Video

Experiment time! So the video of Shaun White winning the gold medal in the half pipe snow boarding event last night is being searched like a mother fucker holding a questionable bag at the airport. So I'm wondering if I can whore in on the countless Google searches that are happening. Let's see how many people we can get to this blog. So if you are looking for the Shaun White video (which I found here) and were led astray to this blog please take a moment to post the comment "You tricked me you stupid asshole!" on this post, and then bookmark us if you want. We are actually funny sometimes. Thank you. Please note I am not quite sure how the internet works:

Shaun White Olympics 2010 Video
Shaun White Olympics 2010 Video
Shaun White Olympics 2010 Video
Shaun White Olympics 2010 Video
Shaun White Olympics 2010 Video
Shaun White Olympics 2010 Video
Shaun White Olympics 2010 Video
Shaun White Olympics 2010 Video
Shaun White Olympics 2010 Video
Shaun White Olympics 2010 Video
Shaun White Olympics 2010 Video
Shaun White Olympics 2010 Video
Shaun White
Shaun White
Shaun White
Shaun White
Olympics 2010
Olympics 2010
Olympics 2010
Olympics 2010
Olympics 2010
Funny Hysterectomy

I'm gonna go get a lawyer now for the inevitable lawsuit the Olympic committee will bring down on me... uptight ass hats.