It is 9:11pm - 41 minutes into Earth Hour.
I am on my laptop, posting this and watching an illegal stream of Hockey Night in Canada.
I am watching The Brothers Solomon on the TV and DVR.
The floor lamp is on, as is the ceiling fan light.
The slow-cooker is slow-cooking some chicken.
My phone charger is plugged in, yet no phone is attached.
Fuck you, Earth!