“Stephen Hawking’s dick is so big, it developed into something we wouldn’t want to meet. It used up all the resources from its home planet, then became a nomad, existing in a massive ship (of course it’s massive), looking to conquer and colonize whatever planets it could reach.
Which would be all of them, because it is so big.”
My thoughts:
Here is another My Dick Is So Big joke, only with a slight twist (like my dick) in that it boasts about someone else’s member. It’s also topical. Stephen has a special place in the hearts of RvD members, because he was the punch line to a scene in our last show, and also because doing a Stephen Hawking impression is one of the greatest party tricks of all time.
A few other versions of a Stephen Hawking dick joke might go like this:
“Stephen Hawking’s dick is so big, it has its own voice translator.”
“Stephen Hawking’s dick is so big, aliens plan to colonize it.”
“Stephen Hawking’s dick is so big, only Jeff Goldblum and Will Smith can save us from it.”
or, lastly:
“Stephen Hawking’s dick is so big, N = R* fp ne f l fi fc L.”The last one is a MDISB joke that only Stephen Hawking would find funny.
I also think the last few prove that shorter is better, which is definitely not the case when talking about, you guessed it, my dick.
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