I saw "How To Train Your Dragon" this weekend and it had one of the most unintentionally funny movie slides I've seen. It read:
"Liam Neeson was so excited to be in 'Star Wars I: The Phantom Menace' that he agreed to be in it before reading the script."Funny enough on its own, right? We all know that was a bad movie. But the next sentence read:
"Liam is starring in 2010's 'Clash of the Titans'."Which to me implies something about Liam Neeson's new script selection process.
It's also funny to me that for that Liam Neeson and Ralph Fiennes are working together again on "Clash of The Titans" for the first time since "Schindler's List." These movies are synonymous with "bad" and "good" movies.
RANDOM INTERROGATORQuick! Name a good movie!
ME (frantic)Uh, I don't know, "Schindler's List"!
RANDOM INTERROGATORQuicker! Name a bad movie!
ME (frantic)Gee, I don't--
ME"Clash of The Titans!"
RANDOM INTERROGATORDoes life require pain so that we may enjoy pleasure?
MEWhy are you doing this to me?
RANDOM INTERROGATORProve to me that you are real and not just a figment of my imagination!
MEBut Wednesday's aren't even my day to post on this blog!