This isn't my regular posting day, but I just had to share this. Are you looking for a job like I am? Perhaps this is the job for you (found on craigslist):
Good customer care
Reply to: email@example.com [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-05-09, 4:55PM CDT
EXPERICENCE CUSTOMER CARE REPRESENTATIVE SHOULD APPLY VIA EMAIL
* Compensation: JACK RUSSO
* This is a part-time job.
* This is a contract job.
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
I'm wondering if they'll pay me in Jack Russo up front.