Monday, May 4, 2009

Finally! Some Closure!

Man, lately I've grown weary of talking about the swine flu and why Arlen Specter is a douche bag. If only there was something else to speak of that is ridiculously trivial. Something over which I have absolutely no control and something that has absolutely no bearing on how I live my daily life.

Hey wait! What's this article about something that happened five years ago that's showing up on the cnn.com?

My God! It's the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction from the 2004 Superbowl! Apparently the Courts (including the Supreme Court apparently) and the FCC aren't done talking about it.

Why, I had almost forgot about that. And why had I almost forgot about that? Because it's NOT IMPORTANT.

Ah.

2 comments:

hally said...

janet jackson wardrobe malfunction ?!
Watch the video:gluten-janet jackson wardrobe malfunction!!!

Nat Topping said...

Malecafe.net eh? Sounds suspect to me: I'd avoid clicking that link.

Goddamn it, why do my posts always get the esperonto speaking freaky deaky bastards?