Thursday, February 12, 2009

I lied

Last week I said I would write about something this week that doesn't infuriate me. Sorry.

This year's Grammy for best rap song went to Lil Wayne for Lollipop. I would like to share the lyrics with you:

Lollipop by Lil Wayne
(Ow...Uh Huh...Young Mula Baby!)

[ She say he so sweet make her wanna lick the rapper
So i letta lick the rapper ]

Shawty say i lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop
She say i lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop
lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop
She say I ..... like a lollipop

CHORUS:
Shawty wanna thug
bottles in the club
shawty wanna hump
and ooo i like to touch ya lovely lady lumps
( Repeat 2x )

[Verse 1:Lil Wayne]
Okay, lil mama had a swag like mine
even wear her hair down her back like mine
i make her feel right when its wrong like lyin
Man, she ain never had a love like mine
n' man i aint never seen a ass like hers
and that pussy in my mouth had me at a loss fo words
told her to back it up like erp erp
and make that ass jump like shczerp shczerp
and thats when she said i lo-lo-look like a lollipop
( oh yeah i like that )
she said i lo-lo-look like a lollipop
( oh yeah i like that )
she said i lo-lo-look like a lollipop
( oh yeah i like that )
shawty i lo-lo-lookin like a lollipop
( oh yeah i like that )

CHORUS:
Shawty wanna thug( oh yeah i like that )
bottles in the club( oh yeah i like that )
shawty wanna hump( oh yeah i like that )
and ooo i like to touch ya lovely lady lumps
( Repeat 2x )


Verse 2:
Shawty said the nigga that she with aint shit
Shawty said the nigga that she with aint this
Shawty said the nigga that she with cant hit
And shawty ima hit it(hit it) like i cant miss
And i cant do this
and i dont do that
shawty needa a refund needa bring that nigga back
this trypa refund;i tell her bring that ass back
and she bring that ass back (she bring that ass back)


CHORUS:
Shawty wanna thug( oh yeah i like that )
bottles in the club( oh yeah i like that )
Shawty say i lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop
She say i lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop
lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop
Wanna lick the rapper
So i letta lick the rapper
Shawty wanna thug( oh yeah i like that )
bottles in the club( oh yeah i like that )
shawty wanna hump( oh yeah i like that )
and ooo i like to touch ya lovely lady lumps
( Repeat 2x )

Call me so i can make it juicy for ya
call me so i can do it juicy for ya
Call me so i can make it juicy for ya
call me so i can do it juicy for ya
Call me so i can make it juicy for ya
call me so i can do it juicy for ya
Call me so i can make it juicy for ya
call me so i can do it juicy for ya
CHORUS:
Shawty wanna thug( oh yeah i like that )
bottles in the club( oh yeah i like that )

I get her on top she drop it like it hot
and when im on the bottom she hit the very bottom
then we in the bed givin gettin head ( givin gettin hed givin gettin head )
Call me so i can make it juicy for ya
call me so i can do it juicy for ya
Call me so i can make it juicy for ya
call me so i can do it juicy for ya
Call me so i can make it juicy for ya
call me so i can do it juicy for ya

Shawty say i lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop
She say i lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop
lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop
Wanna lick the rapper
So i letta lick the rapper

The beat is also a played out, tired piece of junk. I can't even put all of my anger on the Grammy's either. Back in October BET awarded Lil Wayne with the Lyricist of the Year award. For more examples of stellar Lil Wayne lyrics, check out http://www.metrolyrics.com/lil-wayne-lyrics.html. I recommend "A Milli" , "Alphabet Bitches", "Pussy Monster", "Pussy MVP", "Pop That Pussy", and "Pussy Money Weed" (which is actually kind of a love song).

At least Kate Perry didn't win a Grammy.

3 comments:

Mike Bauman said...

But me lovz lollipop! LOL! Me can haz grammy?

Chris Othic said...

I think Lil Wayne deserves the award for lyricist of the year. I mean, he rhymes the word "ya" with itself. That's off the charts impossible, and he does it 6 times in a row.

Call me so i can make it juicy for ya
call me so i can do it juicy for ya
Call me so i can make it juicy for ya
call me so i can do it juicy for ya
Call me so i can make it juicy for ya
call me so i can do it juicy for ya

Now if you don't mind, I'm going to pop in "Pop that Pussy" and drink a pop.

Anonymous said...

The C is for Christina want me to big screen her
the way she take dick should be a misdemeanor so if you seen her
I been searchin but cant find her
ever since i been wit Diamond wit Diamonds in her vagina
And the E is for ever elegant Erica
a sweet red bitch
we used to call her Miss America
I aint gon lie now Erika is a dog
but to the that magnolia niggas she done fucked em all, (Slim!)

Lyrical Masterpiece. How could he not win???? how????