So I was at McDonald's today and the guy in front of me places this exact order:
"I want a hamburger, off the grill, no pickles. I want a McChicken, fresh, with no mayo. And a medium order of fries, no salt."
You know what? Don't ever do that, in the line at McDonald's, in front of me, when all I want is a McFucking Shamrock Shake.
Oh, and Happy St. Patrick's Day!