Sunday, March 7, 2010

My Oscar Picks

Best Writer - Oscar Wilde

Best Muppet - Oscar the Grouch

Best Slob - Oscar Madison

Best Meat - Oscar Meyer

Best Punching - Oscar de la Hoya

Best King of Sweden - Oscar II

Best Pianist - Oscar Peterson

Best Name That Means You've Destroyed Your Beer Mug - Oscar Hammerstein

Best Oscar - Outstanding Sound Mixing in a Silent Australian Snuff Film

Best Picture - Oscar (1991)

Best Excuse to Say a Dirty Word - Oscar Cuntington

1 comment:

Crump said...

You're Oscars would have been much more entertaining then the real one.