I already blogged about this on my blogging Mother Ship, Clever Title, but I thought I would share here on the Robo blog as well.
'Why?' you ask. 'Are you too lazy to come up with something new?'
To which I reply, 'Hey, it's Christmas. Kiss my ass.'
And then you're all like, 'What the hell, man? Nobody's making you write anything. If you don't have anything to say, then don't say anything.'
'You think it's that easy?' I ask. 'You try.'
'Fine, I will: This morning, President Obama managed to take one more step down the road to health care reform. But after a dramatic 1:00 AM vote on the bill, at what cost has this victory been achieved? This writer believes..."
'All right all right, you made your point. Could you please just shut up and enjoy the Santa pics? Look:
'That's kind of funny, right?'
'Yeah, okay,' you concede. 'I'll let it slide this time, but next time you better come with your A-game, Topping.'
'I forgot to say, I'm going to be in Arizona next week so I probably won't post anything,' I confess.