“I won $100,000!” – Martha Redding
“I won a vacation!” – Sue Dreyfus
These are three of the many various quotes posted in Subway stores right now to promote some sweepstakes they’re doing. They also serve as a reminder to me that if I ever win a Subway sweepstakes, to speak only gibberish for several weeks so that my sticker will say:
“Nestle here farm apes!” – Greg Wendling
...or...“Punch it here!” – Greg Wendling
...or...“Fish have lasers!” – Greg Wendling
...or...“Carlos hairplug fire squirt!” – Greg Wendling
While it's the least nonsensical, “Punch it here!” may be my favorite, because in addition to it having nothing to do with the sweepstakes, my quote (like all the others) will be a stick-on decal they put on the sneeze guard for customers to see as they stand in line. "Punch it here!" would encourage people to punch the glass, which could only have delightful consequences.
What would your quote say?