Mike Bauman is an awful man. He very obviously hates women. Why else would advocate the castration of women by surgeons such as Dr. Seuss? His blog post of November 7, 2009, is only the latest incident in a life filled with misogyny. Here are just a few of his dickheaded, chauvinistic offenses:
May 3, 2003 - Makes pumpkin muffins with walnuts. His sister hates nuts.
August 29, 1989 - Sorta laughs at an Andrew Dice Clay routine.
October 17, 1976 - Rips his mother's vagina to bits being born with that big old head of his.
June 12, 2008 - Opens his one-man show, "Hysterectomies Should Be Mandatory."
April 2, 6417 BC - Gives Eve an apple.
For these egregious acts, Robot vs Dinosaur has had Mike Bauman castrated. Here is a photograph taken at the moment of the snip.
Since the surgery, Mike Bauman is reported to have changed his ways and has released the following statement:
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The King's Penilectomy
The Seven Penilectomy Godivas
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Horton Hears a Penilectomy
How the Penilectomy Stole Christmas
The Cat in the Penilectomy
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