Saturday, September 12, 2009

Dear Greg Wendling,

I see what you're doing and I like it! Your fake Beatles lyrics represent the voice of a new fake generation. Your fake words will inspire millions of fake people to embrace fake peace and fake love. But remember that while your lyrics may be fake, my bullets will be real.

Mark David Chapman
Attica, NY

PS. Yes, I, like most people Mike Bauman went to university with, completely missed the point of Catcher in the Rye.

1 comment:

GW said...

I'm honored, Mr. Chapman. And you can add "Hacker" just under "Destroyer of any hope for Beatles reunions" to your resume. I wouldn't have been surprised if you'd left this as a comment, but apparently he has hacked yourself into administrator rights on the RvD blog.