Monday, August 2, 2010

Geoff and Nat: CORNHOLE KINGS!

*These guys love to cornhole*

The following is a 100% true and factual account of the cornholing that took place on Saturday afternoon at the RvD barbeque.


For those who are unaware, cornhole (also known as bags, beanbags, beanbag hole, sack hole, sack bags and corn sack hole bag) is a game in which you set up two boards with holes in the middle a certain distance apart and then you try to throw sacks (filled with corn or some other bean-type object) through those holes.

I had never played cornhole before in my life but apparently I’m a natural at it, as Geoff and I found out when we went completely undefeated through the entire afternoon.

Perhaps the most epic games were played against the Chris Othic / Becca Levine team, which lost every game to Geoff and Nat. Every single game. Regardless of this complete and total domination, Chris Othic kept shouting “rematch starts now!” at the end of every Nat and Geoff victory and, out of love for cornhole and a love of competition, Geoff and Nat continued to offer Chris and Becca an opportunity to win even one single solitary game.

It was embarrassing. But fun was had anyway, even if Chris Othic and Becca Levine never won a single game against Nat and Geoff.

No, not a single game.

All of these things happened, are 100% factual and not at all the complete opposite of what actually occurred.

Let this be committed for all time to the annals of history.

7 comments:

Divsion 2 Champs Chris and Becca said...

Most embarrassing blog post ever. Almost as embarrassing as not being able to put the corn in the hole on a regular basis. And by a regular basis I mean almost never. And by almost never I mean all day this past Saturday.

It's all in the delts, bitches.

Anonymous said...

Division 2 Champs Chris and Becca continually agreed to the calls for "rematch." The only thing that Nat and Geoff could get in the hole was their self-esteem, as it continued to fall lower and lower with every toss...with every loss.

Nat Topping said...

This is an interesting theory, however the official record clearly shows that Nat and Geoff won every game. Therefore, according to the internet, they won.

I was there said...

As an eyewitness to the aforementioned events I would like to set the record straight, but recuse myself due to the relationship I have with one of the "victors." Nat is a winner! That said, Nat and Geoff lost every game to Chris "near the hole" Othic and Becca "what's a bean bag?" Levine.

Susie G said...

Who cares? You would all lose to me anyway.

Mrs. Non Winner said...

I watched Freaks and Geeks during this game. I like that show. (Don't tell Rudy his dad is a loser!)

Nat Topping said...

Let the record show that spurious comments do not count towards the record.

Thanks,

-The Record Keeper