Are you kidding me? Is this the beginning of a '90's horror movie starring Nev Campbell? First he asks you to dinner, then when you show up, he impales you with a shovel, puts your body in the trash incinerator, and uses your ashes to fertilize the garden.
And yet, to Becca, an evening that potentially ends in cremation is still more appealing than us two ladies drinking margaritas on a patio of a Mexican restaurant and playing "Marry, Fuck, Kill" with the men of RvD (always KILL Greg Wendling).
Well, I won't stand for second place to the landlord. You've left me no other choice. I must murder you, Becca Levine.
Since Becca loves art - she sells it for a living - here are some ideas I've been toying with, any one of which would be a great way to murder Becca (click to enlarge):
YOU DID THIS TO YOU, BECCA.
3 comments:
This is great. My pick for Becca's demise would be the air-lifted shark.
Also, Greg Wendling? All three. Marry him, fuck him and then kill him. All in one evening.
Best. Post. Ever.
Susie Gutowski is on to me. She has somehow stolen my murder plans for Becca and put them on the internet as her own. She must now face demise #4 (the shark one).
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