Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Caption Contest!

Okay, I have nothing to write about today other than possibly depressing stuff that I can just write about next week, so . . . caption contest!

Below is a picture of me, along with my caption. See if you can do better by leaving your caption in the comments section by Monday, February 22nd at noon. I will send the winner a $10 gift card to Subway--that's right, $10! The winner will be announced next Tuesday in a press conference to be held at City Hall, or maybe just on this blog. Bonus points if you can successfully make fun of my almost overexposed crotch.

"Momma always said, 'Life is like a box of choc-o-lates. You never know what you're gonna get.'"

5 comments:

Crump said...

"I can't believe how much delicious cock they stuffed in this sandwich!"

Nat Topping said...

I was going to write a caption, but now I'm not going to. That way, 'cock sandwich' has to be the winning caption.

Chris Othic said...

Come on, you could at least make a "too semeny" joke or something.

Chris Othic said...

And to think I gave you Dolph Lundgren, you bastard.

Joe Janes said...

Forest Crump wins.