Below is a picture of me, along with my caption. See if you can do better by leaving your caption in the comments section by Monday, February 22nd at noon. I will send the winner a $10 gift card to Subway--that's right, $10! The winner will be announced next Tuesday in a press conference to be held at City Hall, or maybe just on this blog. Bonus points if you can successfully make fun of my almost overexposed crotch.
"Momma always said, 'Life is like a box of choc-o-lates. You never know what you're gonna get.'"
5 comments:
"I can't believe how much delicious cock they stuffed in this sandwich!"
I was going to write a caption, but now I'm not going to. That way, 'cock sandwich' has to be the winning caption.
Come on, you could at least make a "too semeny" joke or something.
And to think I gave you Dolph Lundgren, you bastard.
Forest Crump wins.
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