Tuesday, April 21, 2009
This Man Could Kick Chuck Norris' Ass
A little something to get you ready for our show.
FACT: In his movies he has beaten up or killed the likes of Mr. T, Dolph Lundgren, Wesley Snipes and John Lithgow. John Lithgow!
FACT: You can easily immitate his voice by talking like you are a zombie and staring vacantly at nothing.
FACT: More than just an action hero, Stallone has held his own against such great comic talents as Rob Schneider, Estelle Getty and Dolly Parton's boobs.
FACT: Single-handedly ended the cold war with the pure force of the ending of Rocky IV. "If you can change, and I can change, we can all change!"
FACT: Hands down the greatest actor of his generation!