Tuesday, April 21, 2009

This Man Could Kick Chuck Norris' Ass



A little something to get you ready for our show.





FACT: In his movies he has beaten up or killed the likes of Mr. T, Dolph Lundgren, Wesley Snipes and John Lithgow. John Lithgow!

FACT: You can easily immitate his voice by talking like you are a zombie and staring vacantly at nothing.

FACT: More than just an action hero, Stallone has held his own against such great comic talents as Rob Schneider, Estelle Getty and Dolly Parton's boobs.

FACT: Single-handedly ended the cold war with the pure force of the ending of Rocky IV. "If you can change, and I can change, we can all change!"

FACT: Hands down the greatest actor of his generation!

1 comment:

Nat Topping said...

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist. Can the same be said for Stallone?

Okay, so this was an excuse to post a Churck Norris joke. SO WHAT?!