Saturday, April 18, 2009

72 Things....

Sitting in front of the Lincolnwood Mall's Waldenbooks was a book titled 72 Things Younger Than John McCain. The idea is that John McCain is incredibly old - 72 years-old (as of the book's publication). Imagine the everyday things in our lives that have existed for less time than Senator McCain!
That got me to thinking about my own life - how do I compare to the world around me? With that in mind, I present:

4 Things Larger Than My Penis

1. The Great Wall of China
2. The Empire State Building
3. A 2005 Toyota Corolla
4. Everyone Else's Penis

Next week: 47 Things Larger Than My Penis-Size-Induced Self-Esteem.

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