In Other News

BP says oil from its broken well has stopped gushing into the Gulf of Mexico for the first time since April.


Company officials think that the new cap they placed over the busted well has stopped the spill.


In other news, I'm pretty sure that the oil that was in the well is now just out of the well and into the Gulf of Mexico. The cap had nothing to do with it. The well is empty.


I won't believe any other explanation until this cap inevitably breaks and more oil starts leaking into the Gulf of Mexico.



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