Showing posts with label nonsense. Show all posts
Showing posts with label nonsense. Show all posts

Friday, July 31, 2009

"Lip!", part 2

On February 27, 2009, I revealed the original nonsenical lyrics to the Beatles' "Help!" (much the same way that Paul McCartney's original lyrics to "Yesterday" were titled "Scrambled Eggs"). With the release of Beatles Rockband, several rare recordings have been unearthed. I am happy to say that a rare gem of a recording with the original lyrics has at last been released.

All of this is a lie, of course, but I wanted to make up backstory for this song parody.

Friday, February 27, 2009

Lip! (sung to the tune of "Help" by The Beatles)

Lip! Down needle sparrow,
Lip! Pancake wheelbarrow,
Lip! Blue Charlie mink disease, Lip!

Eye Cairo pamper, little pamper babble squat,
Chin Philly dancer laughing lip parade meat pot,
Pear kudos pine chew kill burlap Emo buzzard pie,
Lukewarm grit together pit temp Euclid enter cry.

Lip chi column fruit or nano yawn,
Flaw toe parsley solemn imp Bermuda dawn,
Lip ant cuter tusk make ample lawn,
Centaur clay clay lip night.

Newt can trove necktie frog lock amperes travel dart,
Chicago dazzle landline rhinestone question fart,
Dime holder Zach inset bar bun ban equinox,
Hut mane per hut kiss quibble nut or window spangled lox.

Lip chi column fruit or nano yawn,
Flaw toe parsley solemn imp Bermuda dawn,
Lip ant cuter tusk make ample lawn,
Centaur clay clay lip night.

Eye Cairo pamper, little pamper babble squat,
Chin Philly dancer laughing lip parade meat pot,
Pear kudos pine chew kill burlap Emo buzzard pie,
Lukewarm grit together pit temp Euclid enter cry.

Lip chi column fruit or nano yawn,
Flaw toe eater solemn imp Bermuda dawn,
Lip ant cuter tusk make ample lawn,
Centaur clay clay lip night, lip night, lip night, ooh!