Q: What is the most appropriate method of engaging in political discourse with a United States Senator?
(a) Engaging in vigorous, respectful debate.
(b) Spewing foamy spittle at the Senator as you blather irrationally about something angry.
(c) Throw a pie in the Senator's face.
A: Clown it on down!
Don't you touch my Medicare.
God Bless America!
