REAL Movie Trivia

This started as a comment to Chris's post from yesterday, but it got so long that I thought I'd make it a post.

I saw "How To Train Your Dragon" this weekend and it had one of the most unintentionally funny movie slides I've seen. It read:

"Liam Neeson was so excited to be in 'Star Wars I: The Phantom Menace' that he agreed to be in it before reading the script."

Funny enough on its own, right? We all know that was a bad movie. But the next sentence read:

"Liam is starring in 2010's 'Clash of the Titans'."

Which to me implies something about Liam Neeson's new script selection process.

It's also funny to me that for that Liam Neeson and Ralph Fiennes are working together again on "Clash of The Titans" for the first time since "Schindler's List." These movies are synonymous with "bad" and "good" movies.

RANDOM INTERROGATOR

Quick! Name a good movie!

ME (frantic)

Uh, I don't know, "Schindler's List"!

RANDOM INTERROGATOR

Quicker! Name a bad movie!

ME (frantic)

Gee, I don't--

RANDOM INTERROGATOR

Faster!

ME

"Clash of The Titans!"

RANDOM INTERROGATOR

Does life require pain so that we may enjoy pleasure?

ME

Why are you doing this to me?

RANDOM INTERROGATOR

Prove to me that you are real and not just a figment of my imagination!

ME

But Wednesday's aren't even my day to post on this blog!

Exclusive Pics from the New Saw Movie!

In a bit of coup for the Roboblog, we have managed to acquire some on set pics of the next Saw movie! I particularly liked the first movie, but the next 5 or 6 didn't really do it for me. I have to say the pics below don't offer much in the way of hope either. I think the screenwriters are running out of new and more horrifying tests and puzzles to terrify and test the victims' will to live.

Anyway, enjoy! Next week we will post some exclusive nude photos of the blue chick from Avatar!


EXCLUSIVE PICS FROM SAW VII!